saintends:

amazoogle:

amazoogle:

scissorsisters:

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it’s so fun you’ll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

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Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

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nevertheless-moving:

tehri:

spatscolombo-deactivated2022030:

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How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?

#where’s the fic where bilbo returns with thorin in tow and no one bats an eye#like#‘he married a dwarf did he? well he always was an odd fellow’#'good day to you master dwarf how’s your husband?’#and thorin is just ?????#'how do they know i’m courting him? did he show them the mithril shirt?’#just give me all the hilarious culture clashes ok

@finegoddamnit​ how dare you hide this in the tags

so that whole time merry, pippin, sam, and frodo are gone the whole shire is losing their minds arguing over who married who.

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Tags: tolkien lotr

brancasyard:

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No one wants Luffy 😭😭

No wonder he’s terrified of being alone

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strawlessandbraless:

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Remember, remember the 5th of November

tacobusart:

A true story of vehicular queer solidarity. Happy Pride.

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naumin:
“dialupmodern:
“Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again
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i drew this comic more than 10 years ago :) couldnt even tell u who i was thinking of now cuz i hardly remember… cant believe it resonated...

naumin:

dialupmodern:

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

i drew this comic more than 10 years ago :) couldnt even tell u who i was thinking of now cuz i hardly remember… cant believe it resonated with so many people!!!

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pocketss:

twizzlerstriders:

interstellarvagabond:

pocketss:

Happy Halloween!!
Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, it’s not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons

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I made them!! @pocketss

:O

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AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

jonathontesticle:

zum1udontno:

eternal-fractal:

moonguy:

fonchi262:

cloudmancy:

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

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cant beleive it. donasairs.

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the-stove-is-on-fire:

After School Ghost Theory 101 with Professor Fenton

Switch to light mode or Classic Blue to get the full transparency effect!

[Image ID: A four page comic that starts with Danny Fenton standing in front of a whiteboard holding up a white cat. “Question: Do ghosts purr?” 

Tucker: “Danny when was the last time you slept?”
Danny: “Irrelevant.” 

Danny info-dumps: “The answer is yes, but also no. Technically, all beings that possess a core are constantly “purring”, a.k.a. Core Vibrations. Core Vibrations are a nonverbal, emotion-based communication system between Ghosts, similar to how some living species use pheromones to communicate. The exact tone of each ghost is different the same way people’s voices are different. Humans can only hear these vibrations when the frequency passes through their audible range (20Hz - 20KHz), hence the ‘purring’ sound. When the range dips into infrasound (16 - 20Hz) it can cause feelings of fear and unease in humans that they often associate with ghosts and the supernatural. Also known as the ‘Heebie Jeebies.’”

Danny, wiping off the whiteboard: “Any questions before we move on?“

Danny’s audience consists of Wes Weston, Tucker Foley, Sam Manson, Danny’s clone Ellie, and Dash Baxter in a classroom. Wes is seated at a desk at the front taking notes. Tucker is sitting on Sam’s lap playing on a Switch, Ellie is sitting on a desk behind them. Dash is asleep at the back of the room.

Ellie, now holding the cat: “Is this Vlad’s first cat!?”
Wes: “Could you tone down the floating eyes before the next part? They’re kinda distracting.”
Danny: “What eyes?”
Wes: “Please stop gaslighting me.”

A transparency trick on the last page reveals dark shadows and eyes all around Danny when viewed in dark mode. /.End ID]

An Extended Image ID is available under the read more because it’s over 1k. Side by side light and dark mode versions of the transparency trick is also available under the cut.

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whetstonefires:
“a-book-of-creatures:
“mapsontheweb:
“Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States
”
Average trip to Florida
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we must take the ring to jacksonville
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whetstonefires:

a-book-of-creatures:

mapsontheweb:

Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States

Average trip to Florida

we must take the ring to jacksonville

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Tags: lotr lol maps